Friday, December 14, 2007

Neither snow, nor ice


The National Cyclocross Championships are being held at Wyandotte County Park this weekend. Yes, the riders are as crazy as this photo would suggest. I had a blast out there and hope to make it out Saturday. You can check out more photos I took here.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Here we go again

Well, the first snow beyond a dusting hit the metro area yesterday, and you know what that means! Yep, time to take part in the Kansas City time-honored tradition of purchasing mass quantities of canned goods at the grocery store in case we're snowed in for two weeks. Hopefully everybody went out and bought four gallons of milk, six loaves of bread, and eight cases of canned peas. Nevermind the fact that in the 31 years I've resided in this city, there have only been two days that I can remember when it was actually too dangerous to drive. However, maybe I'm wrong, considering the fact that there were 278 wrecks between 10 a.m. and 2:30 p.m. yesterday. Or maybe it's just a matter of Kansas Citians NOT KNOWING HOW TO DRIVE!!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Charleston Fire Tragedy--politics as usual

The City of Charleston has politicked its way out of admitting any wrong-doing in the June 18 blaze at the Super Sofa store that killed nine firefighters. You'd think that if nine people died, somebody (or a whole lot of somebodies) did something horribly wrong. Although the Charleston Fire Department seems intent on improving to hopefully avoid another tragedy like this, isn't the first step in recovery always to admit there is a problem?

KC music scene alive and well

Contrary to popular belief (ok, maybe just my belief), music is alive and well in Kansas City. The fiance and I went to Jardine's Sunday night to catch the very first performance from the Goombahles, a band put together by KC fixture Todd Wilkinson. The band also features on keys John Brewer, a fellow firefighter who earned his master's degree in music at the University of New Orleans. They reminded me a lot of one of my favorite bands, Robert Walter's 20th Congress. I had forgotten how much I like Jardine's and had no idea that this level of talent was present in KC. It's a pleasant surprise.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Working Fire

BAM!!! The bells go off and I'm pretty sure the sound waves lift me out of bed. Some guys manage to sleep through that sonic blast. Not me. It hits me like a freight train. The heart goes from 40 to 120 in half a second. Head for the rig and listen for the tone: two short ones and it's a car wreck, automatic alarm, or some drunk passed out on the street; one long one and it's MOVE. YOUR. ASS. Shove your feet into your boots, feel that lump of sock that somehow always gets wedged where it shouldn't be. Grab the suspenders, wing 'em around your shoulders and jump on the rig. Try to get dressed in a four-ton runaway rollercoaster going 60 down streets never meant to be taken at 60...with a load that tends to shift. Watch that car always creeping closer in the intersection, never knowing if it's really going to stop despite the Bright Flashing Lights, Two Different Wailing Sirens and Constant Blast of the Airhorn. The windows are down, you can smell the smoke from 6 blocks away. It's a worker and your heart beats that much faster. You get close enough to see the house--another pumper beat you on scene--that's ok....they're gonna need water and there's plenty of work for everyone. You pull up next to a hydrant, the plug man jumps out, grabs big yellow and the hydrant wrench, wraps the hose around the hydrant and gives the signal to GO! shuck....shuck....shuck Big yellow flops out the backside of the pumper and into the street. The fire is a block up and the neighbors are out, migrating toward the scene. You pull up to the house, thick black smoke chugging out of the eaves. Grab a hook and an axe and up to the front porch. Your driver is fixing the first pumper up with water. Other guys are on the roof, chopping away. Flashing lights and radios speaking up everywhere. It's your turn to work. Don the facepiece and fumble with the regulator. Put on your gloves and go in. The smoke is lower and thicker with every step until, finally, you can't see six inches in front of your face. Don't fall into a hole--test that ground in front of you. You can hear it now, always louder than you think it would be--crackling and blowing like a furnace. The ceiling needs pulled in that room. Jam the hook up into the plaster and through the lathe, now pull down. It crumbles, but you need a hole twenty times bigger. Arms churn, hook jigsawing up and down, falling debris covering you in God knows what....until the black gives way to glowing orange--"I got fire here!!" The guy on the nozzle comes in, you open the hole up more for him. He lets it fly and the orange immediately darkens. The smoke begins to clear out through the 4' by 4' holes cut by the guys on the roof. What was invisible before begins to reveal itself. You can take a breath, remove the facepiece, take a look around. The smoke still burns your eyes and throat, but the amount of air left in your bottle is directly proportionate to how much of a man you are (this just in: cancer risk is twice as high for firefighters). There's that pile of junk you tripped over on the way in. There is always junk, everywhere. You chuck it out the window if it was or is on fire. The fire is probably in the walls, so you go to town on them. Some idiot is still breaking windows--NEWS FLASH--this fire is almost out and there is no more need for ventilation. It could be nine degrees out, or ninety. Either way, you're drenched in sweat inside your gear. If it is cold, now is the time you start to notice. You mop up the hot spots--don't want to be coming back two hours later. "Chief Rekindle" does not work here. You exit the house, drop your air bottle and tools in your rig, and help the other companies roll up, all the while avoiding any TV camera that might be present. Back at the station, rolled up dirty hose is tossed on the bay floor--the next shift can get that. Dirty tools don't get cleaned--the next shift can get that too. Peel off and hose down your nasty gear and replace it with dry stuff. Smooth out that lump of sock. Wet gear hangs from every conceivable place. Maybe you take a shower, or maybe you fall right back into bed. Maybe you sleep the rest of the night, maybe you run 6 more calls of homeless alcoholics and automatic alarms. Either way, that serene woman's voice wakes you at 6 a.m. every work day. The next shift can tell you had a fire that night the second they walk into the bay--the smell hangs in the air. You sip coffee, skim the paper, talk about the fire a bit and watch the local early news with a keen eye looking out for any fireman's face--any TV time earns you the privilege of buying a couple dozen donuts. Take your gear off the rig, roll up your bedding, and go home. Take another shower, the smell is still there, lingering in your hair. Kiss your wife, your kids, whoever, and tell them you love them. Wait two days. Repeat.

It begs the question

We were dispatched to a car wreck last night, which, en route, turned into a pedestrian hit by a vehicle. (This is common; you can't blame the dispatchers, as they are only relaying the information they receive.) We were then told to stage for the police, as a disturbance had supposedly developed. So, we sit at the corner for a moment until we see the ambulance barrel on through and go to the scene, which happens to be right outside a bar. We figure we'll follow them in. Once on scene, we are told by a really drunk and loud guy that his friend was supposedly hit by the big-ass tour bus idling in the middle of the street. "I saw everything," the drunk guy says, which is an immediate indicator that he is the last person from whom I'd want to get the story. Anyway, I'm looking at the three guys standing by the bus, one of whom was supposedly hit by said bus, and I can't tell who that would be, because they all look fine and drunk to me.

So, it begs the question--if someone was hit by a bus, but you can't immediately determine who that person is, was anyone really hit by a bus?

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Cormac McCarthy is right

For all of my three readers out there, this thing will probably start to get a little more personal. I've been leaning a bit hard on the politics, but I've come to the realization that there are probably more than enough blowhards out there yapping about how much Bush sucks or rules--I don't need to be constantly adding to that pile. But, I promise, I still won't talk about my feelings.

I said: It starts when you begin to overlook bad manners. Any time you quit hearin Sir and Mam the end is pretty much in sight. I told her, I said: It reaches into ever strata. You've heard about that aint you? Ever strata? You finally get into the sort of breakdown in mercantile ethics that leaves people settin around out in the desert dead in their vehicles and by then it's just too late.--Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men
I sat at a wedding last night while the best man gave a speech that may have been a bit long, and he may been a bit preachy for some by quoting Biblical passages, but that was his time. He laid it out there the best way he thought, and I respected that. Lots of other people didn't, and it was all I could do to restrain myself from slapping them upside the head (women too!) and saying, "Look, you self-important little snobs--this isn't your time to talk about your new apartment, it's his time to talk about his brother getting married. Shut the f#$% up, eat your free food and drink your free alcohol and give the man his due respect." It wasn't one or two people, either. More like 20 or 30.

Bad manners.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

I was punked by a 10 yr. old

Some kid was riding his bike to school this morning. Guess from where I saw him...yes, my car window. Because I'm too lazy and too weak to get up early and ride. This shouldn't happen again.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Wake up! We're fat!

Twice as many Americans as Europeans can't stop shoving food into their mouths, a new study says. Americans used to be among the fittest and the tallest people in world. We've eaten our way off of that lofty perch, and we are sicker for it. We spend $2 TRILLION on health care--16% of the GDP. And yet, none of this makes us put down the Ho-hos, turn off Judge Judy, and go for a walk. Are we idiots? Or are we so lazy that we're unwilling to prevent our own untimely deaths by heart attack and diabetes? Either way, it's pretty sad.

Another stupid invention we don't need...

Is the greeting cards that play music when opened. Every time I go into a card shop now I have to listen to some idiot opening every single one of these infernal things. As if it's not going to play the song listed on the label, or they need to hear "Bad to the Bone" or "Celebration" one more time. Not to mention the fact that the unadjustable volume on these things is set at a level that would make a deaf person cup their ears.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Great Iraq Swindle

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/16076312/the_great_iraq_swindle

Great reading, if you can stand to learn just how badly private contractors are bilking the American taxpayer out of billions at the expense of the safety of our own soldiers, the contractor companies' honest workers, and the Iraqi people for whom we are building all of this stuff. Oh yeah, the government hasn't brought charges against a single company or person ripping them off. Maybe they're too busy wiping off the fecal matter falling from the ceiling of the Baghdad Police College or looking for the $8.8 billion in CASH that is unaccounted for. Or, maybe they're just too busy writing up the next contract.

Back from vacation...

Although a few things going on in the world prevented me from complete relaxation. Here's a list for your perusal:

  1. Kia Vaughn--Vaughn is the Rutgers basketball player suing Don Imus in civil court for the infamous "nappy headed hos" comment that led to his eventual firing. Kia, get over it, and get over yourself. You were called a name. If you follow through with this suit and win, you're worse than anything Don Imus called you. You're now a pimp, and the legal system is your ho.
  2. Ted Haggard--Good to see this blowhard is inserting himself into the public eye again. And guess what? He wants your money! It seems the disgraced former head of the National Association of Evangelicals can't get by on the $336,000 he's earned since the beginning of 2006 (plus book royalties), not to mention the house in Colorado Springs he's been trying to sell for $700,000. Hey Ted, I hear the drug trade is a pretty lucrative game.....wait, you've already tried that, haven't you? There's always male prostitution, but you've had a taste of that, too.
  3. Idaho Sen. Larry Craig--What else can I say but another morals-spouting, gay-hating conservative wacko gets pegged for a sex crime. Upon further examination, the list of allegations through the years against this guy reveals his career is spottier than Britney Spears' sheets under a blacklight. Larry, can't you find any place more private than the bathrooms of Union Station or the airport to do your deeds? And, do you really need legal representation to advise you to plead "not guilty" if you are innocent?
  4. Congress--I hope they, especially Democrats, had some good boots on, because they had quite a time stomping all over the Fourth Amendment with the passage of the Protect America Act of 2007.
  5. Iraq War--No politics, no finger pointing this time. The reason for my vacation was to see my brother, a Marine, who will be leaving for Iraq again in 10-12 days. I'm tired of these trips.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Bottled water is a joke

I had a rough idea of some rant I wanted to make about the stupidity of bottled water. Lo and behold, somebody did it better than I ever could.

http://www.effbombs.com/2007/08/03/stupid-waternazis/

This has even more relevance in Kansas City, where our tap water is routinely ranked among the best in the country. Add to that all the petroleum used to make the bottles and transport them to the stores where they are sold, and I just can't understand why anyone buys this crap.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Whiskey, straight up!

It was recently alleged that some astronauts were allowed to fly even though they were drunk. I don't know about you, but if I were in that confined quarters with several thousand pounds of highly flammable fuel powering a vehicle that was about to push the limits of the laws of physics and gravity with only some ceramic tile, which by the way has twice failed catastrophically in the last 20 years, while entering and then exiting the most unforgiving environment imaginable....I might want a drink too.

Land of 10000 bicycles

Paris just began a huge new cycling initiative that involves placing 10,000 bicycles at 750 different stations throughout the city, with plans to eventually double the number of bikes to over 20,000. Will this ever happen in the U.S.? Probably not, but it's nice to dream.

Max Blumenthal is at it again

Blumenthal is fast becoming my favorite muckraker. If you thought "Generation Chickenhawk" was disturbing, "Rapture Ready" will really scare you. I always knew Joe Lieberman was an idiot, but speaking at a convention for a group, CUFI, that advocates the eventual elimination of his own religion takes his idiocy to a whole new level. The thing that really bothers me about these wackos is not their beliefs, although they are troubling enough. It's the fact that when they are asked to address these beliefs, they do not. Why don't they explain themselves and publicize the true nature of what they're trying to accomplish? It's probably because they know 95% of the world would see them for what they really are--extremist psycho wackos.

Friday, July 20, 2007

I need some new pajamas.

What the hell?

Want a solution to homelessness? Give them homes.

I am drawn to people who, when faced with a common problem, invent an uncommon solution. Malcolm Gladwell is one such person (read Blink and The Tipping Point), and he'll most assuredly pop up in this blog from time to time. When somebody is jawing in my ear about how society coddles the homeless and we should instead just cut them off entirely (because that will end homelessness for sure!), I often find myself rereading Gladwell's Feb. 13, 2006 article about how to end what he terms "chronically homeless"--those who really cost society the most. This article presents the challenge--do you really want to solve the problem, or do you simply want to wax nostalgic about bootstraps and whine about how Americans have lost sight of the ideals on which this country was supposedly built?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Firsts

Well, here it is--the first blog. Initiated perhaps by Socrates--"the unexamined life is not worth living..." although I hardly claim intellectualism as lofty as his. Maybe more of an impetus is the fact that I'm getting married in a little over a year. I've dipped my toes in the murky waters of maturity a couple of times before, but marriage is a head-first swan dive. Someone is going to be dependent upon me, and vice versa, for the rest of my life. But, I'm ready and I want it.

Get to know me better--you'll find I will typically jump from subject to subject without any smooth transition. Like right now.

I do not understand the mentality of these extremist wackos who shoot at Americans picking up trash and sewage in the streets of Iraq. I don't believe I could ever be so misguided and filled with hatred that I would desire to shoot someone who was picking up my excrement. It's just one more instance of how jacked up things are over there. I am of the belief that the Iraq War was wrong in the first place, but now that we're there we have to finish the job by instilling some sort of stability in the area. However, hope grows dimmer that we can accomplish this.

Done for now.

Cheers,
G. Wood