Whiskey, straight up!

It was recently alleged that some astronauts were allowed to fly even though they were drunk. I don't know about you, but if I were in that confined quarters with several thousand pounds of highly flammable fuel powering a vehicle that was about to push the limits of the laws of physics and gravity with only some ceramic tile, which by the way has twice failed catastrophically in the last 20 years, while entering and then exiting the most unforgiving environment imaginable....I might want a drink too.